Im not sure how to say it?

How is the best way to tell people that I find their assumptions about me to be ridiculous and often just laugh at them? It is, however, becoming quite annoying and very rude. Should I tell them that they are not getting "under my skin" but just p***ing me off? Is it ok to start blowing up phones? I thought about hunting them down. I also think that it may just be best to start posting blogs w/their real names and share their real business w/everyone. I'm so undecided!! Iv bn told if I do anything it just makes it appear that I care, which I ohh so do not. What to do? Hunt them down, humiliate them, or give them the opportunity to stop before I retaliate? I could pull some really low blows, but would that put me in the "gutter trash" they are in?